Over 102978

Guys Demotivational Poster

Old Players -

VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys


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forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987


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Rating: 4.91/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.


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That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am

yer not gonna like the way you look -

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CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION - Hey guys, I think you are doing wrong ...

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Budog - July 24, 2011, 7:57 pm
Well, as an Intermediate EMT, I know knew enough that a decapitation was an obvious 10-85 Echo...
internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:23 pm
Believe it or not, but this is part of the practical exam... unless you have a high enough qualification, you are not allowed to state that the person is dead and therefore must continue with CPR.... true story


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NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:24 am
"Waddaya say we go lay these sheets on a bed...?"

NICE GUYS - Boosting the confidence of women after the last bad guy she dated and preparing her for the next

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:18 pm
That's why the "Ute"-bodied car (Ranchero & El Camino) were invented: Enough muscle & truck to be considered "manly", yet yet still "posh" and comfortable enough to be considered "female-friendly"... And don't get me started on those "lifestyle" trucks!
NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:13 pm
Because when we're nice to them, they won't do it with us.
DarthMalicious - March 3, 2011, 12:32 pm
That's how I end up all the time......it sucks
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:39 pm
much better than the 'friend zone" though, since you are in bed with her, so quit bitching ! good poster, nos quite as good as 110813 though
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 4:17 pm
understanding what women want is like understanding the meaning for life. you will never get it.
Airman - December 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
good reinforcement to 110813. 5L
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 10:56 am
Most women go out to buy a sports car, when what they need is a truck. they spend a life time trying to convert a coupe in to a truck. when there are perfectly good trucks available :)
Sho - December 28, 2010, 9:21 am
I'm going through this right now
Kspace - December 28, 2010, 9:13 am
5 Ls for truth...nice guys are fucked.
Krissie - December 28, 2010, 9:06 am
Admiral-b/c they think they can "change" a bad boy...ugh.
Ed-Hyde - December 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Should be plastered as wallpaper in every high school. 5L
pzykosiz - December 28, 2010, 6:25 am
i hear that. 5l's
AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
how many times have you heard a female friend say "Why can't I find a nice guy?"
DanTarK - December 27, 2010, 11:17 pm
Yeah, I think it's a learning curve that all guys experience LoL. Thanks for the L's, appreciate it.
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 10:55 pm
Agreed. Still gets 5L for the truth.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 7:36 pm
Ditto my brother...ditto.
suenero - December 27, 2010, 5:42 pm
Story of my fuckin' life. 5L's

MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?

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Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*

A BURGLAR? - No, just the son Home from college Looking for clean underwear

1964 - A good year for guys in gowns

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis gay.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket

RICH GUYS - They are easy to spot...

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Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 8:32 pm
Don't whine. Especially in open forum.
RnRollie - July 16, 2010, 5:47 pm
see 82153 . Now, can i post the same pic but called "gold diggers are easy to spot" ?

COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.

GUYS - 'cause simplicity succeeds.

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Pay Back's A Bitch -

I KNEW IT - They're trained that way

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Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
If they ever switch away from diesel engines.. they'll be able to get away with this. I hear them coming the block over!

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


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Rating: 3.06/5

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DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)

Talk To Me -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm


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gmltwc - October 19, 2010, 5:38 pm


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 11:57 am
I don't usually brag - but when I do, I must say I've never seemed to have the problem in either situation. Guys just don't learn self-control. Haha, incidentally it begins at puberty. Just saying, guys generally are selfish.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:43 pm
Yeah.., but on the other hand if we last to long we get complaints that we have made you sore..!! we can't win either way...

POOR LITTLE GUY - Dude, She Just Isn't That Into You

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BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:44 am
Sorry to say but that has 3 way written all over it...just say'n


ENTROPY - It's not what it used to be

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IT GUYS - they tell me the same thing everytime I call 'em How long is the internet gonna be full?

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


WISE GUYS - They'll beat the crap out'ya

GUIDE TO LIFE - Written for 4chan, applicable everywhere.

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MSNBC - October 20, 2009, 1:55 pm
ok he says he is a nice guy but near the end he acts like a fucking dick! what a load of shit

Killing Fields -

CHOOSE YOUR CONVERSATIONS - When the phrase ‘what are you wearing tonight’ is said all guys in the room switch off. When the reply is ‘I don’t know, something slutty maybe’ all guys in the block switch on


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Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
*presses button on intercom* "Uhm, Ms. Perkins, cancel my 3 o'clock rant against quotifakes. Thank you."
Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:07 pm
Mother#!#*@ng great!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 12:10 am
BRILLIANT!!! 5 L*ons!


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spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:50 pm
Doh, I set myself up for that one.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:46 pm
You can toss it all you want, though.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:43 pm
Note to self: don't eat the salad when attending the annual motifake barbecue. The dressing is suspect.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:40 pm
Depends on the placement.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:37 pm
Tablespoon?...is that accurate?....I guess Aggy chokes easily....
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:34 pm
Explains why you lactate only a tablespoon at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:33 pm
Are you calling Me a heifer?....I'm a Bull Motherfucker...I've got Tiger blood!
440wakeup - March 19, 2011, 10:20 pm
moooo you of all people should understand my luv of udders.
440wakeup - March 19, 2011, 10:19 pm
moooo you of all people should understand my luv of udders.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm
If you have gold diggers in your midst...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:26 pm
They look fine to me. (if silicone turns you on so much, go hump some insulation)
440wakeup - March 19, 2011, 8:10 pm
Uhhmm!! yeagh they seem to be missing something....And I don't mean tatz and body piercing.
spacedog - March 18, 2011, 7:21 pm


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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:22 pm
I wish I could summons motifakes that were this good. 5L, inbound.

CUBBYBEAR - Will not fall for this trick...again

EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier

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TUNNEL BAIT - This is it.

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LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
Powdered soap. Why? It takes longer to pick up when you drop it...
waldobaby - April 21, 2009, 8:59 pm
Why are these two standing on a wet VINYL TILE floor with a bar of soap? Can't they find a shower?


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GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 1:32 pm
VERY small bedroom.
steph1 - February 27, 2011, 2:45 am
that means you stand very close to the window?
GySgt1811 - February 27, 2011, 12:58 am
Or the bedroom curtains...

MY MUM ALWAYS SAID TO ME - ‘Why would you want to be friends with that group of people,they’re nothing but worthless excuses for human beings'. And I would always reply, 'if they’re worthless and they reject me, what does that make me?’



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Zed - May 14, 2010, 12:19 pm
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 2:11 am
It's just not the same anymore. No offense to anyone, but a lot of the posters suck.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 am
I've been going through older motifakes... I feel ya, Cubby.
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 12:42 am
Just looking at some recent posters...I miss these guys
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 am
Sorely missed... all the wayward OG's

HUMILITY - Good luck with that with these generous f*ckers around

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phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 1:32 am
How would you know GS?
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:13 pm
Hey!! Fido resembles that remark!! 5L

HIRUTISM - No thanks; I prefer my women shaved.

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NotoriousGIL - April 14, 2011, 1:14 pm
Gah! I didn't even notice that...then again, if I had...thanks for the spell check though.
Airman - April 14, 2011, 12:16 pm
ewww. Maybe they're hiding the missing "S" in those beards


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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks, Ag. Though, now that I think about it...turning your back on George doesn't seem like a good idea.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Had I seen this picture, I'd have said there was nothing you could do with it. Good one, Bart!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great comment, LD. You gotta keep up with Ebonics, the language of the street. For rizzle.
LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:22 pm
Dear God NO! It's that whole "on the downlow" thing all over again!


COME ON GUYS - I could run faster than you standing on my head.

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COOL BLACK GUYS - C-C-C-Combo Breaker

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Cyrenius - March 23, 2010, 9:31 am
This is so funny :))
a - October 20, 2009, 11:23 pm
*in demand
a - October 20, 2009, 11:22 pm
the most on demand actor is christian bale
k - October 20, 2009, 11:19 pm
too bad Tiger Woods is asian white black and native american and Obama is half white (mulatto) and so is Lewis Hamilton, both of their mothers are white.
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 10:54 pm
It is funny yet sad. I am laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:39 pm
I'd put fuck under the first one.
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 7:40 pm
This is funny because it could run both ways with the same result

HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?

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sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.


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JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 5:56 pm
Vikings? Those guys dont look very scandinavian :-P
ThatOne - October 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
Vikings...are you kidding...them Common!


HOCKEY GUYS NIGHT OUT - Because Basketball is Just Retarded

PORTMAN - She likes butch guys

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RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:24 am
*LeON (with Jean Reno and Gary Oldman) ..... damn bloody txtbox that doesnt like "foreign letters"
RnR - August 28, 2008, 9:22 am
good call... some would say she'll always be Mathilda in LéON :)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:47 am
Natalie Portman: I'd do her even when she's fat and old, because in my mind she will always be Queen Amadala.

Touched By An Angel -

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MissPriss - January 19, 2014, 12:22 pm
Now be honest...the poster or the image made you laugh. Thanks for stopping by little.
chickenlittle - January 18, 2014, 9:29 pm
haha! :D
MissPriss - January 18, 2014, 8:41 pm
Gotta stop gigglin'. Got an image of you yelling out BAM, scaring the sheet out of your missus, she falls to the floor and a little pair of angel wings flutter by behind your back...sorry...bahaha! Thanks for the bam, the L's and the image!
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 3:00 pm
Bam! 5

Beautiful Inspiration -

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GaryO - January 20, 2014, 10:25 pm
oh-h-h-h-h, I don’t know-w-w-w
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

This is so true.

Past Life -

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:30 pm
thanks me lord...new series.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2014, 8:15 pm


Challenge Accepted -

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:12 pm
Gotta give the guys a 5L for effort...there are only 3 of them compared to the 4 gals!

That's Classified -

Never Forget -

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.

Happy! Happy! -

a word to the not so wise -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 9:59 pm
Yeah, I agree with you on that. Except I'm still used to what a "hipster" used to be back in my day; so I'm guessing what you are referring to is not what I remember. Glad you like it.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 4:30 pm
Man what happened to society? When did dudes become so needy and such Wimps when it comes to love? I'm just old enough not to understand this EMO or Hipster thing so i'm going to blame that.


If Looks Could Kill -

Precisely -



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GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:36 am
what kind of freakish behavior is bayrooting with a soocer team? I saw the movie Houston 50, is that the same kind of thing?
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 9:32 am
If Only I Could Come :(, On The Bright Side, Im Going To Beirut With My Soccer Team...So I Guess ...Yeah
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:39 pm
rerun - September 25, 2010, 9:29 pm

carpool lane?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:29 pm
Why would the Indians be on the bus to their own casino?
rerun - September 25, 2010, 9:25 pm

You sure this isn't the bus to one of those Indian Casinos?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:21 pm
The drunk driver, of course... (thank me later)
ICEMAN - September 25, 2010, 9:20 pm
Hey Aggy, which one are you?
jameswnash - September 25, 2010, 7:36 pm
hope no one shrinks heads

some women -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
Please note ladies, I said “SOME" women, not “all."

DEVIL - The voice in your head that starts speaking the moment you leave your girlfriend in a cottage with just one other guy.


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sickartist - January 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Greybeards always have free candy.

PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair

DUMB & DUMBER CONTEST - Ranked in the top 10 in the look-alike contest.

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am
5 Liverpud-lions.

ACTOR GARY COLEMAN - Now gamefully employed as a motifake model at Woodywood03a studios.

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CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:11 pm
awwww, did little gary get his feelings hurt?
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
Watchoo talkin 'bout, Woody?
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:25 pm
Keep it up!!!
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:46 am
hehehe i love this shit
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 1:28 am
(laying down, maybe)
Woodywood03a - September 8, 2009, 1:23 am
You still owe me one.... and also, I am a foot taller then he is.
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 9:01 pm
All in good fun :-) Gotta admit the resemblance, though. Throw some Asian hottie motifakes out there and you'll get 5L's from me. That'll offset the folks 1-ing your posters to death. Some of these folks have no sense of humor.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:16 pm
I don't want his picture to leave this site... I would like to remind him, you should asked before you used personal picture of yourself. Now granted, I put them on here. But somehow... I got shot down by the voters. Now, it is something great to see.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:11 pm
No, don't.... That guy owes me one now. I don't want to get him off that easy.
motifake - September 7, 2009, 6:05 pm

Woody, I will delete this if you want me to. Thought it was all in good fun. But if you consider it an attack, its gone.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Haha, you are a jackass. you know that?? I am not Gary Coleman.Even he will be hitting facepalms for this shit here. I would be shock if this makes the top 10 for the month. But then.... YOU WILL OWE ME ONE!! or four.

NINJAS - no survivors.

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tdrd - January 5, 2010, 8:37 am
He's dead too.
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 11:40 am
you wouldnt see him if he was a ninja
Mauá - May 18, 2009, 7:41 pm
He's not a ninja.
berge - February 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
Very Logical, Logicdude! Hazzah!
LogicDude - January 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
Sorry, can't be a ninja...I can tell because I can see him...and because you were still alive to post this.

JOSEPH AND THE MAFIA - Just remember, the Mafia has been around for a looong time.

QUANTUM MECHANICS - The guys that fix quantums?

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Rating: 2.62/5

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THEY WON'T CATCH OSAMA, - But how could you hate this?

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ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 11:28 pm
It's easy to hate this.

A PROMISE TO WOMEN - We will stop trying to check out your bodies, When you stop trying to check out our bank statements.

A GOOD START - What do you call a bunch of emo kids trapped in a car at the bottom of a lake? Dunno, but it's a good start

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Rating: 2.1/5

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Elder God Douchebag - March 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
..Are you functionally retarded? Fall Out Boy is nothing -but- emo. Please get the hell out of here.
Moar - March 27, 2009, 2:37 pm
The quote in the picture above is a quote from a Fall Out Boy song... Not emo...

SHORT GUYS - The chips on their shoulders feel really heavy!

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Rating: 1.68/5

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repiglicanzsuk - May 13, 2008, 12:38 am
Richard D. James influenced?

Friendship -

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JesusWept - January 11, 2018, 12:46 pm
LOL nice one.

Teacher's Pet Peeves -

summer sports -

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 10:01 pm
Mizzdizz, would you like to see their HOSES?
lgvernon - June 2, 2015, 10:43 pm

mizzdizz - June 2, 2015, 9:20 pm
I bet there's an older active fit LT or Cappy hangin out at the station somewhere----- Glad you enjoyed the eye candy, IgV!
lgvernon - June 2, 2015, 1:18 pm

Your posters always seem to affirm that I'm just old, not really dead. I wonder if any of these children want a good hot meal and some meaningful conversation? Hmmmmm? 5 Lustful Ls.

Girls -

wildland firefighters -

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mizzdizz - November 16, 2015, 3:30 pm
Hi, Pikeman! I made this when CA was having all those fires. You can't ski on 2" but it will put out fires. Mammoth/June Lake is either open, or will be soon! My favorite spot!!!!
Pikeman - November 12, 2015, 3:53 pm
Somebody forgot about skiers.

my happy place -

KEYBOARD FOR GUYS - Only the keys we really need.

Well hung stockings -

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Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:16 am
I've been known to arrange letters too. What's funny is the number of people who DON'T notice! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:06 am
HA! Nice one L L L L L

truth hurts -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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mizzdizz - August 10, 2015, 1:17 pm
LOL! Only if you want to be hand-some!
CaptMickeyd - August 10, 2015, 10:00 am
Then we don't have to try so hard?

Poster Evolution wiener -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - March 16, 2015, 5:19 pm

Silverheart - March 16, 2015, 10:26 am

Or silver, for that matter.
Silverheart - March 16, 2015, 10:26 am

I did like Oldsods take better, but don't sell this short. The random, inexplicable musings a person might have while appearing to be thinking deep thoughts is EXACTLY what I had in mind when I posted this pic. Sometimes vapid tripe is better than gold.

Why? -

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GaryO - February 25, 2016, 7:40 pm
although shiny does attract me, an understated mauve would be in order...but not sure what color that'd become if I were to come into harm's way
Rick69 - February 25, 2016, 3:12 pm
I see... Didn't get the connection at the time.
Silverheart - February 25, 2016, 5:27 am

You mean you don't already? I figured you for a manicured type, with glittery pink nails.
GaryO - February 24, 2016, 7:32 pm
so now I gotta wear fingernail polish?
Swampfox - February 24, 2016, 6:24 pm
As opposed to 4 women.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:33 pm
As opposed to 3 guys? 1? I found the poster's message ambiguous... Or my imagination is failing me.
MissPriss - February 24, 2016, 1:20 pm
* s.h.o.t.s
MissPriss - February 24, 2016, 1:19 pm
umm... counting the shots required to test it, by "fingers", consistently went from 2 to 3 and then 4 and productivity was soon shot to hell?

Bar Scene -

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mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 5:52 pm
Thanks, Oldsod! The pic is a bunch of guys making fun of chick selfies. Too funny NOT to use!
Oldsod - June 17, 2015, 5:45 pm
Awesomely horrible...possibly horribly awesome...either way, I will have given you 5L.